1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:07,360 Donnie is going to put on his Collar of Evolution. 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:13,099 Like a magical energy swirls around him and he begins increasing in size and a 4 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:20,000 golden shimmer comes from this energy and he grows to about the size of a human. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Holy shit! 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,400 You got a mirror or something? 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,160 I can see my beautiful self! 8 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:29,760 And look at the blue dragon scales that are getting a little bit bigger on the old 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,760 chest. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,480 They haven't grown much higher towards your neck, but they're beginning to spread down 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,679 to your side. 12 00:00:34,679 --> 00:00:38,679 Which is nice, they haven't grown up because I like to wear a deep V on occasions, 13 00:00:38,679 --> 00:00:41,600 so it's real good that they haven't been creeping up there yet. 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,480 I've been noticing you've been trying to get those deep V's, so I've been trying 15 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 to hold it back. 16 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,719 I appreciate that a lot. 17 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:54,359 You walk by Leosin's chambers, he smiles a little bit when he sees you, and he says, 18 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:56,560 good to see you, my friends. 19 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:01,420 You've dealt with the Misty Forest and the Dragon Council, everyone is hesitant 20 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:06,799 to move forward until you return, so thankfully you've returned today. 21 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:11,599 And Lady Leral Silverhand ushers you to sit at some empty chairs at the table 22 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:16,599 there and she says, dear adventurers, it is good to see you back. 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:21,880 I guess the more pressing matter, the Dragon Council, will they help us? 24 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:29,400 They will, but they've made demands that will need to be met before they will help. 25 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:34,520 We will make sure that arrangements are made to return the items that they are 26 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,360 in need of and to make sure all things have been met. 27 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:45,200 The doors to the council chambers burst open, a young squire come rushing in. 28 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:50,240 I come with news of stopping the Cult of the Dragon. 29 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,799 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 30 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:55,520 We are a D&D fifth edition Actual Play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, 31 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,400 Russ More, and with me today is Carla Johnson. 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,879 Hey, I'm Carla and I play Nulara Moonbrook. 33 00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:03,760 And also Amy More. 34 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,280 And also Amy More. 35 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,680 I play Thea Amastasia. 36 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,400 And Tom Laird. 37 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,080 Yeah, that's me. 38 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,120 I play Flint Firebeard. 39 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,280 Guys, it's been so long since we've seen each other. 40 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,039 Oh my god, it's been so long. 41 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:20,039 It's been so long. 42 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:24,200 I don't even know if I can remember what happened in the last episode. 43 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,200 I mean, that's pretty consistent. 44 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,159 Stuff? Did stuff happen? 45 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:29,200 I mean, you did step out for part of it, so that's legit. 46 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,800 I had to sing some lullabies. 47 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,439 I get it. 48 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:35,840 I can't say the word lullaby without thinking of the Chuck Palahannouk book. 49 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,000 You guys ever read that? 50 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,680 I have not read that one from him. 51 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,879 I've read other stuff from him. 52 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:41,280 Super creepy. 53 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:46,680 Apparently, there's a lullaby that if you sing it to your kid, they will die in their crib. 54 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,520 Oh, that sounds fucking great, right? 55 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,240 Thanks, Chuck. 56 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,879 I think you can say that about a lot of his books. 57 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:55,920 You're reading and you're like, oh, Jesus Christ. 58 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,120 Thanks, Chuck. 59 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,360 I got that visual now. 60 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,759 Yeah, she was describing one to me as she was reading it. 61 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:02,360 And I was like, this is not for me. 62 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,719 Oh, it's his collection of gruesome stories. 63 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,639 And one dude is at the bottom of the pool 64 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,160 and decided to sit on one of the air intake filters. 65 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,680 I don't know why you're telling. 66 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,840 I'm just going to start talking. 67 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,840 Yeah, no, just stop. Stop telling everything about this. 68 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,720 Read the room, Amy. Read the room. 69 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,320 I can't even watch a trailer to a scary movie, 70 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:25,440 so I'm not sure why you're trying to tell me horror stories on our podcast. 71 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,080 Well, it's not really a horror story. 72 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,680 I'm sorry. 73 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,240 I already told them. 74 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,880 No, it sounded like it was a horror story. 75 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,600 Well, then, OK. 76 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,080 So I think the last book of his I read was Choke. 77 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,440 And I was like, I'm just going to stop reading him for a while. 78 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,360 I saw the movie. 79 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,920 It was a good book and everything, but it was just a lot. 80 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,920 I read a lot of his stuff. 81 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,120 I'm a sick and twisted individual. 82 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,480 But Chuck, if you want to come on the podcast, you just let us know. 83 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,320 Yeah, three of us won't be there. 84 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,160 I'm sure he's a nice guy. 85 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,120 I like some of his books. 86 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,600 I just thought Amy was going to start telling, like, scary stories, 87 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,360 just to tell in the dark. 88 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,520 And I am not interested. 89 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,200 It was disgusting. 90 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,800 Yeah, that's also a form of scary. 91 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,160 Got his insides ripped out through his butthole. 92 00:04:08,199 --> 00:04:10,560 Oh, God, Amy, I have to say it. 93 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,479 You didn't have to say, yes, I did. 94 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:14,879 Yeah, I don't think you did. 95 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,159 You know, you know where you won't get your insides ripped out 96 00:04:17,159 --> 00:04:17,920 through your butthole? 97 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,159 Patreon, Patreon dot com slash. 98 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,120 I think that might be the best segue ever. 99 00:04:25,079 --> 00:04:27,680 If you're a patron of ours, we apologize. 100 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,480 Apologize. Yep. Sorry. 101 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,480 Sorry. Even just listen to us casually. 102 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,079 We apologize. Still sorry. 103 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:35,879 Still sorry. 104 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:40,600 But if you are a patron of us, you get an episode dedicated to you. 105 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,240 And today, this episode is dedicated to Blaine Covert. 106 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,279 Blaine. Thanks, Blaine. 107 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:47,399 Blaine, you rock. 108 00:04:47,399 --> 00:04:49,680 You know why Blaine rocks? 109 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,879 Because Blaine is an artist and he is going to drop some character stuff. 110 00:04:55,159 --> 00:04:56,480 Whoa, that's awesome. 111 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah. I've I've heard he mentioned that. 112 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,079 Yeah. Yeah, he said it on Facebook. 113 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:03,159 So I assume that it's a legally binding kind of thing. 114 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:04,920 I think so. Yeah, no, 100 percent. 115 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,920 That's how the Internet works. 116 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:10,400 Every time he says he posts something, I go to it and it's not a picture. 117 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,840 And I'm like, not this time. 118 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,120 Blaine, just never, never post it. 119 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,120 Send it to me directly. 120 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,360 So, you know, me, Tom and Carla can see it, 121 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,000 but just keep posting random things to Facebook. 122 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:26,160 He wants to do the one where Carla's dying in Grants 123 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,439 as Roundhouse kicks her bot, her spirit back into her body. 124 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,680 And I think that would be an awesome graphic. 125 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:34,759 Would be. 126 00:05:34,759 --> 00:05:36,600 If you do that, Blaine, you're fantastic. 127 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,879 If you're not, you're still fantastic. 128 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,720 Still fantastic. Because life is busy. 129 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,800 You know what else is fantastic? 130 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,439 That Facebook group. 131 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:45,439 You're not in that Facebook group. 132 00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:47,040 You should get in there. Things are getting good in there. 133 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,840 It's real fun. 134 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,319 People like post pictures of pets and funny jokes. 135 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:54,680 And also just like talk about D&D and just life. 136 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:57,639 It's fun. Yeah, it's a great time. 137 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,480 If you want to join that Facebook group, 138 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,000 we've got it up on our website as well. 139 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,800 DumbDragons.com or it'll be in the show notes as well. 140 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,399 So there's lots of ways to join us and do lots of cool things and fun things. 141 00:06:10,399 --> 00:06:11,639 We make it really easy. 142 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,879 We try and make it easy and fun. 143 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:17,519 And I mean, once we once it kind of gets set up, 144 00:06:17,519 --> 00:06:19,560 then then it's everybody else making it fun. 145 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,519 And I mean, we just we're just there having fun, having fun. 146 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:27,920 We're just there. We're just there. 147 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,120 OK, guys, let's play D&D. Yeah. 148 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:39,279 So you guys are in the council session and a darling squire 149 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:45,319 has just barged through the door and said something to the effect of 150 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:50,079 this letter contains the be all end all of ending the cult of the dragon. 151 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:53,839 I don't know if that's exactly what he said, but more or less, that's what it is. 152 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:55,560 It was just such a long time ago. 153 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,279 It's hard to say exactly what he said. 154 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,759 So long, so long ago, so long time. 155 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:04,719 And everybody obviously turns and looks at this this man who's come through 156 00:07:04,719 --> 00:07:08,480 and Lady Silverhand beckons him over 157 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,920 and takes a look at the letter and opens up and reads it. 158 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:17,439 And and says, well, that's interesting. 159 00:07:18,719 --> 00:07:20,279 And hands it to you. 160 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:23,480 And then she quietly leaves the room and takes the letter with her. 161 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,800 And we never find out what it says. 162 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,759 This is a teleportation scroll to another world, 163 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,560 and I will be taking it by myself. 164 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:33,519 She reads it, like pulls out a match, lights it, lights it on fire like, no. 165 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:37,639 Nobody else needs to know that. 166 00:07:37,639 --> 00:07:40,680 She rips off her clothes to reveal a purple cloak underneath 167 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,240 because she was part of the cult the whole time. 168 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,160 Bump, bump, bump. 169 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,240 I couldn't write that good. 170 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,879 No, she hands you the letter. 171 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,840 I guess you all kind of crowd around the letter and you read it. 172 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,680 And it says it's here. 173 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,400 Hear you. It's hastily scribbled. 174 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:05,360 It says, you don't know me, but we can help each other immeasurably. 175 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,560 My name is Iskender, and I made a terrible mistake 176 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,960 in joining the cult of the dragon. 177 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,920 The cult's horrifying plans are sure to bring doom to all, 178 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,000 but I can stop those plans with your help. 179 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,319 Rescue me from the cult's clutches, 180 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:28,279 and I will deliver to you the prize of prizes, the Blue Dragon Mask. 181 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,519 Without it, Severin faces an insurmountable setback 182 00:08:32,519 --> 00:08:35,200 in his effort to call Tiamat back to our world. 183 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,120 The mask is here in Xanthal's tower, being studied and guarded 184 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,240 by only a handful of wizards, including myself. 185 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,559 The danger of my treason becoming known grows with every passing day, 186 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:50,120 and if I'm discovered, I'll surely be killed. 187 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,960 Please hurry for the sake of everyone and everything you value. 188 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,600 And that's the end of the note. 189 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,679 Well, he is immediately like, sounds like a trap. 190 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,000 Oh, 100 percent. 191 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,360 But do we have any other leads to go with? 192 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,240 No, but I feel like before we get into this, 193 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,000 you all have a succubus problem. 194 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,840 FYI, making people kill themselves and each other. 195 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,200 OK, let's get back to this letter. 196 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,759 Hold on. What? 197 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:20,639 So, you know that there's been mysterious murder suicides happening. 198 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:23,600 Yes. Well, there's been a succubus going around, 199 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,080 enchanting people, making them do her crazy shit. 200 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,319 She's working for Tiamat, pretty sure. 201 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:29,879 Or for the cult. 202 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,360 We had a run in with her last night. 203 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,319 We did. I blinded the bitch. 204 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,039 Wasn't enough because she ran scared. 205 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,200 So she's still out there. 206 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,840 And she she says she knows our plans, 207 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,120 which is highly unlikely considering 208 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,879 we barely know our plans. 209 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,879 So secret, we don't even know what they are. 210 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,320 Well, that does, I guess, 211 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,879 explain how the cult has been able to keep a step ahead of us to this point. 212 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:07,440 So sorry, you you had a run run in with her and dealt dealt with the issue. 213 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:13,520 Um, we laid a pretty good smackdown on her, but she yeah. 214 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,640 Of course, they do. 215 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:21,720 Is is that the reason one of our knights is is currently in jail? 216 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,760 Yeah, he can probably let himself out now. 217 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,840 Oh, OK. 218 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,880 Well, we, I guess, will talk to him. 219 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,080 So they she was 220 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,960 she was convincing them to murder, murder themselves 221 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,160 or each other. Yeah, yeah. 222 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,879 Hmm. We didn't quite figure out the why of that. 223 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:43,759 Maybe you guys can look into that. 224 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:47,879 Of course, while we go on this rescue slash 225 00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:51,000 trap mission. 226 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,400 All the best rescue missions end in a trap. 227 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,000 That's what I hear on the street. Word. 228 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:00,040 Lady Silverhand says with the utmost confidence that you totally believe. 229 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,280 Oh, yeah. 230 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,680 Roll roll for confidence in her street lingo. 231 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,960 That's not she seems like she's street wise. 232 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,640 I don't think she's ever seen the street. 233 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,120 Not in a while, not in a while. 234 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,480 I'm I'm I'm an old elf. 235 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,040 I haven't seen the street in a long time. 236 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,520 Anyways, OK, well, we have press. 237 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,600 What was the tower against? Sorry to interrupt. 238 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,040 What was the name of the tower? 239 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,800 Zontal's Tower X. 240 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,720 O. N. T. H. A. L. 241 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,240 Apostrophe S. Thank you. 242 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,840 Silent Q. T. R. 243 00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:34,960 Oh, wow. 244 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,399 I'm just shocked it didn't start with a G. 245 00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:39,680 Now, if you recall back to your 246 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,800 veram, the white interrogation notes, 247 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:51,240 he mentioned Zontal's Tower being a stronghold for what was previously 248 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,480 the previous iteration of the Cult of the Dragon, which was, you know, 249 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,519 all about raising Dracaliches and stuff. 250 00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:58,759 And he mentioned two names. 251 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:03,080 Jorgen, Paul and Iskander were two of the names that he mentioned. 252 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,320 Oh, I remember scoffing at the name Jorgen. 253 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,120 So we've heard of this Iskander person. 254 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,120 So this is yeah, this is a name that should be familiar to you 255 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,040 in in your dealings with veram, at the very least. 256 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,960 Should we go talk to veram before we leave? 257 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,240 Veram, because he's in town, like in jail, isn't he? 258 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,600 As far as you know, yeah. 259 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,600 Because he might have some like insight into how to get into this tower 260 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,040 without raising a big ruckus. 261 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:36,759 You know how much we hate a ruckus. 262 00:12:36,759 --> 00:12:40,240 I love a ruckus, but it's not helpful a lot of the times. 263 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,680 And he would know if. 264 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,879 I don't know, we might. 265 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:49,759 He might know if Iskander also was someone who seemed to be having doubt. 266 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,960 OK, let's go talk to veram. 267 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,200 Well, let's ask Silverhand, like is is 268 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,000 when we question veram, he mentioned Iskander. 269 00:13:00,919 --> 00:13:03,279 Can we is he still here in jail? 270 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:04,480 Can we speak to him again? 271 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:08,759 Yes, we can make arrangements for you to continue an interrogation of him. 272 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,200 Short answer. Yes, sure. 273 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,360 Also long answer. Yes. 274 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,159 Also long answer. You got it. 275 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:16,759 Stop trying to be so street. 276 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:21,480 It's not who you are trying, trying to be relatable to my new 277 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:22,720 to the youth. 278 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,639 She holds up the page, the page that she pulled out of her sash 279 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,759 and is like, I'm just I'm just trying to be part of the club. 280 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,840 Oh, God. For a second, I thought she literally held up 281 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,639 like the squire, like the page. 282 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:35,720 I'm trying to be like this. 283 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,600 I'm trying to be like this guy right here. 284 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,319 Tell me your secrets. 285 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,559 And she's screaming into his face. 286 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,799 Things got weird. Yeah, right. 287 00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:49,360 No, she says, yes, we can definitely arrange for you to speak with veram 288 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,480 and ask him about this. 289 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,000 There is one more piece. 290 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,759 One more lead, rather. 291 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,000 No, nobody else can go on except you. 292 00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:02,840 And before this young man stormed into the chambers, 293 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,600 I was about to bring up the fact that you have been requested 294 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,559 by the Wizards of Thay 295 00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:13,120 to go to Thay and speak with them, 296 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,919 then convince them to help us. 297 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,759 I feel like this might be like another one of the Dragon 298 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,600 Council things where it seems like 299 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,159 the blue mask is a pressing issue. 300 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:28,960 Because if he gets caught, he's going to get murdered. 301 00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:33,279 And so the council of the Thay Wizards 302 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,480 may have to wait a few months. 303 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,519 They have that kind of time. 304 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:42,519 Aren't the Wizards of Thay bad guys? 305 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:48,000 Yes. The Wizards of Thay have been helping 306 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:52,799 or been known to be helping the cult of the dragon in the rise of Tiamat. 307 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:55,080 But we have been approached by 308 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,520 one such wizard. 309 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,680 Her name is Nye Ilmich, 310 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:07,120 and she comes directly from the Wizards in Thay. 311 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,520 And they say, 312 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:13,840 and they give us their word that the Wizards 313 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,160 that are helping the cult of the dragon are in no way related 314 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,400 to the Wizards in Thay. 315 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,560 In fact, they are exiles of. 316 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:29,280 They position it that if we don't convince them 317 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,120 that we are worthy of their help. 318 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,400 That we will not succeed. 319 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,680 In what's to come. 320 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,600 So we get to choose between trap A or trap B. 321 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,760 Yeah, at least we have a choice. 322 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,480 Would you like the Squire to decide? 323 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,840 No, I think. 324 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,120 Hey, why are you still here? 325 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,759 I don't know. She's still holding me. 326 00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:58,080 She's still yelling in your face. 327 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,080 Slides are dangling. 328 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,440 She's very strong. 329 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,120 I don't know. Let's hash this out, guys. 330 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:04,560 What do you think? 331 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,080 I think Amy's right in the fact that one might be more time sensitive 332 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,320 than the other, but if these wizards need any sort of time 333 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,600 to, like, get all their shit in a row before they help us out, 334 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,879 that might be time sensitive, too. 335 00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:22,879 Yeah, I think, though, in terms of immediacy, 336 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,279 having the blue mask would definitely buy us 337 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,159 a lot of time, hopefully, because that's kind of an integral piece. 338 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,480 If we have a chance to get an integral piece versus a chance for help 339 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,759 to get an integral piece, I say we go for the piece first, 340 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,720 because if they murder Iskander, 341 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:48,000 then I mean, that chance is gone. 342 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:51,680 Whereas we can always plead, you know, 343 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,399 please forgive us. 344 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,080 We were pleading, you know. 345 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,600 Well, we were fighting the cult of the dragon. 346 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,600 Got here as soon as we could. 347 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:10,079 What's the location difference, like geography wise in one super south? 348 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 So Zompel's tower, you know, 349 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:19,519 to be on the southern edge of the Grey Peak Mountains, 350 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,039 which is near ish to the Serpent Hills. 351 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,839 So you're looking at four to five hundred miles from your current location in Waterde. 352 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:34,160 Faye, and this is Lady Silverhand talking, Faye is 353 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:40,079 twenty five hundred miles to the east. 354 00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:40,639 What'd I say? 355 00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:43,119 You're pretty bang on. 356 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:43,519 Right? 357 00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:47,440 However, Nye Ittlemitch 358 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,079 has the ability to teleport you to Faye. 359 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:58,079 Now, the concern being you are the only ones to go to Faye. 360 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:05,359 That places you a very long ways away from here. 361 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,440 I don't want to make decisions anymore. 362 00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:12,240 Looks like it is up to the squire. 363 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,480 Faye, odd, we go and save. 364 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:16,960 It was odd. 365 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,039 It was a nineteen. 366 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,319 Odd you go and save the guy. 367 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:22,400 Well, I mean, you're right. 368 00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:29,120 In that Iskander's note does appear that people are on to him, 369 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,000 whereas you can be teleported in an instant to Faye. 370 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,599 It's a whole fuck ton long ways away. 371 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,200 So if you go there first and you for whatever reason get stranded there, 372 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,400 it's hard to get back. 373 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,039 Well, I mean, you have a train, but still like twenty five hundred miles, 374 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:50,240 as I always said, is still twenty five hundred miles on a train. 375 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,000 Here's the map you've been working on. 376 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,440 It's over here. 377 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:53,680 Right. 378 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,759 It's not even on the map. 379 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,160 It can't even see the map. 380 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,000 It is literally off the map. 381 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,240 Yeah, they've left it off the map for the very reason that you will not be walking there. 382 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,480 Faye pipes up and she says, 383 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:15,200 And although I do believe that having a group of wizards wanting to clear their name 384 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:20,880 and help us would be a tremendous aid in this, 385 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,799 I do think Iskander probably doesn't have a lot of time left. 386 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:32,720 And if we are to seize this opportunity of potentially getting the blue dragon mask, 387 00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,839 I think we would be stupid to pass that up. 388 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,759 I agree. 389 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,880 Oh, you're not talking to talking to. 390 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,440 No. 391 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,720 Well, you were there, too. 392 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,519 I don't mean you were also part of the conversation 393 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,720 and that you're standing there holding that poor squire. 394 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,640 So you can drop him. 395 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,279 That'd be great. 396 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:53,600 Right. 397 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,160 Right. Sorry. 398 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:54,880 It's really awkward. 399 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,640 Yes. Be a long boy. 400 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,000 Thank you. 401 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:09,200 If we are to be symbols, perhaps a victory in recovering a mask would be a good way to motivate. 402 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:11,839 So I agree. 403 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,000 Let's go with trap A. 404 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:17,839 Flynn? 405 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:19,440 Flynn just nods vigorously. 406 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,079 Oh, how vigorously does he nod? 407 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:26,480 Like nod, like you wouldn't confuse him with someone who's head banging along to metal, 408 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,519 but like almost teeth chattering sound effects. 409 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,400 That's how vigorous. 410 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,240 No, he's not not quite that hardcore. 411 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,240 Just a lot of beard rustling. 412 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,799 Classic beard rustling sound effect. 413 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,039 Why is that a big beard doesn't take a lot for that to rustle? 414 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,279 You need to get him some beard oil for the next winter solstice. 415 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:51,279 It's real dry in the winter. 416 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:52,480 Sounding a little crusty. 417 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:59,759 Ooh, it's all that egg bacon, mega bacon sandwich thing that he had. 418 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,319 It's true. 419 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:00,960 Or whatever. 420 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,039 Well, I was thinking it was probably some leftover like beefy stew or something like that. 421 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,759 I hope it's not still beefy stew. 422 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:08,960 That was a long time ago. 423 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:20,960 Will we have an airship or a train or how can you get us to Xanthal's tower quickly? 424 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,799 Trains do not exist in this world, my dear. 425 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:31,279 But we can, yes, we can definitely arrange an airship and she points to the window and you see 426 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,759 fact that you didn't see them before because Russ didn't mention them. 427 00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:41,600 There's airships lined all outside, hovering above Waterdeep. 428 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:46,799 And we will send you with as many as you need to get close, 429 00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:49,279 as close as you can to Xanthal's tower. 430 00:21:49,279 --> 00:21:53,119 That's great because we kind of broke the last one you gave us. 431 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,399 Do you have a spare Grancis? 432 00:21:55,599 --> 00:21:56,799 We broke that one too. 433 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,720 What, what do you mean? 434 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,720 Oh god, no one's told them about Grancis. 435 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,359 Guys, come on. 436 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,639 I go to sing along, bye. 437 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,639 They come back and I have to break the news about Grancis. 438 00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:09,920 Amy, we can't be telling the council about every NPC that dies. 439 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,799 That's all we do. 440 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,720 Grancis has passed. 441 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,480 Grancis, we were attacked. 442 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:27,359 For someone who hates Grancis, she sure brings them up a lot. 443 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,399 It's true. 444 00:22:28,399 --> 00:22:30,559 Well, because you know what, there is a soft, 445 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:33,359 like she's got a soft spot for him, but she would never admit it. 446 00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:44,160 Grancis, we were attacked and in the airship and well, Grancis did his best and 447 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,480 essentially saved all of us in the crash. 448 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,960 He was unable to save himself. 449 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,720 Well, rest his soul. 450 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,200 We will take the necessary steps to inform his next of kin 451 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:08,960 and see that his belongings are given to her. 452 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,440 He had family? 453 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:18,240 He, yes, he had, has a daughter, Grancine. 454 00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:27,759 It's amazing and horrible in every way. 455 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,960 Oh, it sparked an anger within me just hearing that name. 456 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,120 But we will take arrangements. 457 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,559 I see the look of sadness in your eyes. 458 00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:44,799 I wouldn't want to put you through having to go deliver that news. 459 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,559 White hot sadness. 460 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,960 So, sorry, you are going to Xanthal's tower 461 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,399 and you would like to speak with Ver'em before you leave still? 462 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,759 Yeah, I think that would be prudent. 463 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:01,759 Of course. 464 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:08,799 The guards here, I believe we are done all news we have unless more NPCs have died on 465 00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:09,359 your side. 466 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:17,919 We never did find out what happened to GAlydindin, the upsy-downsy lift machine operator. 467 00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:21,119 Yeah, that's fair. 468 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:24,000 Might have to go to Silvery Moon for that. 469 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,200 Okay, yes, the guards will take you to see Ver'em and they do so. 470 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:34,079 They lead you down the corridors, down to the lower levels in this building 471 00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:43,039 and to a single cell where lying on the cot is the good old dwarf Ver'em the White. 472 00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:47,119 You're outside the cell and the guard knocks at the bars and says, 473 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,679 Ver'em, there's these guys here to see you. 474 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:53,599 Ver'em sits up and says, oh, it's you guys. 475 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,359 Good to see you again. 476 00:24:56,399 --> 00:24:57,679 Reckon shit for the cult. 477 00:24:58,559 --> 00:24:59,439 Doing our best. 478 00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:00,720 Much as we can. 479 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,119 Great. 480 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,880 Well, what brings you down here to little old me? 481 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:10,480 Had a couple questions about, what is it, Zanthal's Tower? 482 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,280 Zanthal's Tower, yeah, yeah, you're heading there? 483 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,200 What are you heading there for? 484 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:21,520 Yeah, we got a letter from Iskandar, something like that anyway. 485 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,600 Iskandar, yeah. 486 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:29,120 He says he can score us the blue dragon mask if we go and free him. 487 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,160 Get him out of there. 488 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:30,720 What do you think? 489 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,680 Do you think it sounds like a trap? 490 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,640 You seem like the kind of guy. 491 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,440 What do you think? 492 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,319 Is this a trap? 493 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,319 No, I mean, Iskandar was more always kind of, 494 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:45,279 he was more open to questioning what's going on, you know? 495 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:49,839 He wasn't ever a guy who would take things at face value 496 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,640 and drink the Kool-Aid, so to speak, just right out of the gate. 497 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,720 Wasn't a yes man, was he? 498 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,600 Yeah, so he and a bunch of other wizards were- 499 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,120 Was it the blue raspberry Kool-Aid? 500 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,079 Because that shit's gross. 501 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:01,600 Yeah, I think so. 502 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,839 That's the one they had going around last time I was out there. 503 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,799 But yeah, he and some other wizards at the tower 504 00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:13,120 were often put in charge of magical investigations 505 00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:19,039 of different artifacts and elements that were going on. 506 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:25,759 So, I mean, if they gave him a mask, why did they give him a mask? 507 00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:26,799 Not entirely sure. 508 00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:29,120 Last I heard they were all at the Well of the Dragons. 509 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,160 But that said, it's not unheard of for them 510 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,640 to give those sorts of artifacts to that group at that tower. 511 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,560 So, I mean, that checks out. 512 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,040 Anything we need to know about this tower, 513 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,400 any kind of insight you can give us that would help us 514 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,040 get in there with as little trouble as we can manage? 515 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,440 Well, it's going to be trouble. 516 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,120 Well, yeah, I kind of figured I said with as little trouble. 517 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:57,600 Sure. 518 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,680 Yeah, no, it's okay. 519 00:26:59,680 --> 00:26:59,920 So. 520 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,160 Paint me a picture. 521 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:03,680 It's a tower. 522 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,440 Okay. 523 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:10,160 It's very, it's got like a lovely dragon on top of the tower, 524 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,200 a statue of a dragon, not a real dragon, but a statue of a dragon. 525 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,600 Big open courtyard. 526 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,800 Big open courtyard surrounded by a maze of endless things 527 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,080 that are trying to kill you. 528 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,280 And then some hills. 529 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,360 Some green spots leading away from some mountains. 530 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,160 Okay, so we've got mountains, green spots, hills, 531 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:44,000 mazes of things trying to kill us, tower with a lovely dragon at the top. 532 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,240 Yeah. 533 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,440 Neat. 534 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:52,000 Could you be more specific about the mazes and things trying to kill us? 535 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,880 I mean, I've never been through the maze before. 536 00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:00,080 They have a direct teleportation. 537 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,160 Damn, I thought it was a tunnel system. 538 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,560 No, no, that would be easy for you to get in there. 539 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,760 You just have to find the end of the tunnel. 540 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,640 But no, it's like a one-way, two-way transportation 541 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,040 from the Well of the Dragons to Xanthal's Tower. 542 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,000 So either you got to be in Xanthal's Tower 543 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,920 or you got to be at the Well of the Dragons. 544 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,520 Or you just got to fly over the maze. 545 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,240 There's this thing called a barricade, like a magical barricade 546 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,559 that makes you go through the maze. 547 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,279 You can't go over it. 548 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,960 You can't go around it. 549 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,519 You got to go through it. 550 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,879 Yeah, I mean, you could if you can dig really good. 551 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:47,119 Yeah, so if you try and go over it, 552 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:52,000 there's this extradimensional teleportation thing 553 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 that happens and the thing disappears. 554 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,720 The tower itself, that said. 555 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:02,480 So you have to go into the maze in order to get to the tower. 556 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920 I'd like to say there's a way around it. 557 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,040 I mean, you could try and dig, 558 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,840 but I have a feeling that if you go over, 559 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,720 it's going to be a similar thing going on. 560 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,520 Oh, okay. 561 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,480 Now, you said you've never been in the maze, 562 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,920 but do you maybe happen to know the path through the maze? 563 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,920 No, it's an ever-rotating, changing animal. 564 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,440 They have it set up so that if one person goes in, 565 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,360 it's not going to be necessarily the same 566 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,440 for the next person or group to go in. 567 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,440 It's wicked like that. 568 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:34,960 Maze runner? 569 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,500 Oh. 570 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,039 Maze runner. 571 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:39,680 Wicked. 572 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,759 Because the maze always changes. 573 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:45,920 Death care. 574 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,319 Scorch trials. 575 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:51,839 Fourth one. 576 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,640 Yes, that other one. 577 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,759 Hey there, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 578 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:05,599 Thank you so much for joining us for episode 46 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, 579 00:30:05,599 --> 00:30:09,039 titled An Interrogation and a Decision. 580 00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:10,160 I don't have a lot for you today, 581 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,160 so I'll just start by saying a huge thank you to everyone 582 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,640 for downloading and listening and supporting the show online 583 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,640 by sharing links to episodes that they love 584 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,320 and providing wonderful reviews on iTunes, Stitcher, and Podchaser, 585 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,440 and anywhere else that you have been letting us know that you care. 586 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,480 Really 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--> 00:32:34,320 and get some interrogating done. 631 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,280 Have a great week. 632 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:36,000 We'll talk soon. 633 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,759 Okay. I don't know about you guys, but... 634 00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:49,759 I mean, the maze sounds super dangerous, but I'm kind of into it. 635 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,440 Oh, I like your attitude, Thea. 636 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:51,839 All right. 637 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:57,200 What I'd probably warn you is just make sure you're stocked up and ready to go. 638 00:32:57,759 --> 00:33:01,039 Because from, I mean, not many people make it out of the maze. 639 00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:04,639 So something tells me there's not a lot of downtime in the maze. 640 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:07,680 Okay. Well, thanks. 641 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,440 More good news from Varam. 642 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,200 And no one had to get naked. 643 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,639 No, no, I was trying to give you as much as I could, so nobody got naked. 644 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,000 I mean... 645 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:19,680 I just, I shoot him a big old wink. 646 00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:22,639 Jeepers Creepers. 647 00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:27,039 I mean, it's not Conjugal Visit Day, but... 648 00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:31,119 Out of curiosity, what day is Conjugal Visit Day? 649 00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:34,240 Do you position that to the guard? 650 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,160 I was asking you as the DM. 651 00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:40,960 This is quite the prison if Varam's getting Conjugal. 652 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,480 That's good. 653 00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:45,839 Well, he's in a private cell, too. 654 00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:46,880 There's only one. 655 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,000 It's probably a Wednesday. 656 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,640 Okay. 657 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:48,960 Okay. 658 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,359 What are the days of the week in... 659 00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:52,799 Oh, good question. 660 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,079 Oh, that is a good question. 661 00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,559 Because I'm sure it's not lunar. 662 00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:57,759 It's not Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. 663 00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:01,359 It's not like a Roman calendar thing going on here. 664 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,760 Lindy, Marty, Meck... 665 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,800 Well, I'm excited. 666 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,320 This has nothing to do with anything. 667 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,519 I know, but we're learning. 668 00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:12,960 Faerunian Standard is a 10-day week. 669 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,440 Oh, God. 670 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:24,240 So, you've got Chonday, Selday, Helmday, Ogday, Mizday, Kelday, Laffday, Sunaday, 671 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,240 Lidey, and Shardday. 672 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,039 Not to be confused with Shardday. 673 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,360 Oh, that is a much different day. 674 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,000 Completely different. 675 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,559 Each for a different god. 676 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,559 I could go through all the gods if you really want to. 677 00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:41,440 No, that's fine. 678 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,119 Would you like the calendar as well, the months as well? 679 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,199 Because I could correspond them to the appropriate months. 680 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,519 January is Hammer. 681 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,759 Description, Deep Winter. 682 00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:01,600 February is Alturiak, the Claws of Cold. 683 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,800 Of course. 684 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,960 March is Tres, which is of sunsets. 685 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,200 April is Tarsak, which is of the storms. 686 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,800 I'm going to refer to everyone's going to be like, 687 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,920 Winter Birthday, and they'll be like, 688 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,320 Tarsak. 689 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:14,960 Sintarsak. 690 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,720 Sintarsak. 691 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,400 Mine's in the Claws of Winter, so... 692 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:19,760 What was it? 693 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,560 Claws of Cold? 694 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,480 Alturiak, which is the Claws of Cold. 695 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,840 Hammer guy myself. 696 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,340 Yeah. 697 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,199 May, Myrtle, which is the Melting. 698 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:33,039 June, Kaithorn, which is the Time of Flowers. 699 00:35:33,039 --> 00:35:35,760 July, Flame Rule, which is Summer Tide. 700 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:43,199 Then we've got August, which is Elysias, which is High Sun. 701 00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:46,000 September, Iliant, which is the Fading. 702 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,480 October, Marpenoth, Leaffall. 703 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:53,760 November, Uktar, which is the Rotting. 704 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:58,960 December, Night Tall, which is the Drawing Down. 705 00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,840 The Drawing Down. 706 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,320 This is very Northern Hemisphere centric. 707 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,600 Yes. 708 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,080 Yeah. 709 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,320 Well, who doesn't like Four Seasons? 710 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,840 Who doesn't like learning, like we just did? 711 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,960 There is an elven variation of the Ten Day, 712 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,320 which I will send to you for your own information. 713 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,880 Oh, it looks like it's so much harder to say. 714 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,680 Well, it's elven. 715 00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:24,000 So it's all the elven gods. 716 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:27,919 Anyway, so that's your calendar update. 717 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,759 And when is Conjugal Visit Day? 718 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,079 It's a Wednesday. 719 00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:34,159 Which there is no Wednesday because it's a Ten Day. 720 00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:34,639 It's a Ten Day. 721 00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:35,279 What's wrong with you? 722 00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:36,239 Oh, fuck. 723 00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,159 Well, is there a fuck day? 724 00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:44,480 I think that is every day if you're asking flame against. 725 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,839 Well, Og Day. 726 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,079 Og Day, obviously, is Conjugal Visit Day. 727 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,159 Classic Og Day. 728 00:36:50,159 --> 00:36:50,399 Yep. 729 00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:57,119 Obviously, because it's the day for Agma, the god of knowledge. 730 00:36:57,119 --> 00:36:57,679 Oh, yep, that's the one. 731 00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,559 I think it would be Cynidae, the god of beauty and love. 732 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:02,559 Yeah, well, if I had read them all by that point, 733 00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:05,199 that would have been probably a better choice, but I didn't. 734 00:37:06,319 --> 00:37:07,199 It's canon now. 735 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,079 It has been established. 736 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:16,480 So there's your little bit of the world for this episode. 737 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:16,960 All right. 738 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,839 I like it. 739 00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:18,319 Yeah. 740 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:18,960 Thank you, Varan. 741 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,119 And we learned about a place off the map. 742 00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:23,599 We're learning so much about the world. 743 00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:24,639 The world is getting bigger and bigger. 744 00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:26,240 There's so much off the map, guys. 745 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:26,800 So much. 746 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,400 I can show you the world. 747 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:30,800 All right. 748 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,519 So you're good. 749 00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:33,119 What else do you need from me? 750 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,440 You can get in through the maze. 751 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,240 Can't go over, can't go under that I know of. 752 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:42,960 And have to exit through the maze as well, obviously. 753 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,480 No, you exit through the gift shop. 754 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,519 Yeah, I mean. 755 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,000 I don't know. 756 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,599 Depending on how we're doing, maybe we want to. 757 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,239 No, we don't want to go to the dragon. 758 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,159 You probably don't want to go to the well of the dragons. 759 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,119 If you make it to the tower, obviously, 760 00:37:57,119 --> 00:37:59,199 you're probably going to be beat up a little bit. 761 00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:01,920 But I don't know what. 762 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,480 I don't know. 763 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,719 Maybe they have other teleportations. 764 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,679 The only one that I know of is the one to the well of the dragons. 765 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,960 But Iskender, he's a pretty powerful wizard. 766 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,960 Maybe he knows another way out. 767 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,039 Maybe he can create another way out. 768 00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:15,679 Maybe. 769 00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:17,119 I can neither confirm nor deny. 770 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,159 How many people are at that tower? 771 00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:20,659 Ballpark. 772 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,480 Less than a ballpark. 773 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,440 Less than a ballpark. 774 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,759 I mean, you're not going to run into. 775 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,159 I mean, there's some cultists that hang out there. 776 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,759 They've got some. 777 00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:31,440 They've got the wizards, mages. 778 00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,400 They like to picnic in the death maze. 779 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:34,900 Yeah. 780 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,280 There's a lot of because there's wizards and mages. 781 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,559 They, you know, they play around with different, you know, elements and. 782 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,880 That sort of thing. 783 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,480 So you're probably only going to run into a few cultists, but 784 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,640 what they can drum up is probably going to be more of your concern. 785 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,680 Okay. 786 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,599 But we're not walking into an army. 787 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:56,400 Oh, no. 788 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,200 No, I mean, unless they've added stuff since the last time I was there. 789 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,960 It's going to be your big hurdle is going to be the maze. 790 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,240 And then once you're in there, it's. 791 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,480 Those five wizards. 792 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,680 The magic folks and what they've got placed around the building to protect themselves. 793 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,480 There's traps, y'all. 794 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,000 Well, this sounds great. 795 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,880 Hey, do we know how the page boy got this letter? 796 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,000 You didn't ask that question. 797 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,880 I'd like to ask before we leave because it just seems kind of weird if, 798 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,800 you know, nothing in, nothing out. 799 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,599 This is a very good question. 800 00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:32,960 So let's leave around, see if we can get back to that. 801 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,880 Well, I guess we'll go back to the council chamber and see if. 802 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:40,960 Yeah, you head back up to the council chamber and some people have filtered out. 803 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,880 Lady Silverhand is still there. 804 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,599 A couple other members are still there. 805 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:52,640 The boy is not there, but a quick look outside the building. 806 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,840 You see him seated on the front steps. 807 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,039 You there, boy. 808 00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:58,079 What day is it today? 809 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,360 It's dog day. 810 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,240 It's all day. 811 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,480 I know because I had sex this morning. 812 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,079 He's probably like 12. 813 00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:09,039 Thanks, Squire. 814 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:13,679 Squires are like little boys, right? 815 00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:19,199 Sorry, what was the question? 816 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,599 How did you, how did you get this letter? 817 00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:24,719 How did you come to get this? 818 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,559 I'm obviously holding the letter because I took it with us. 819 00:40:31,279 --> 00:40:33,440 It was placed before me. 820 00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:34,579 By? 821 00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:36,559 I don't know. 822 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:43,759 I was walking to my home and it shot out of the bricks in front of me. 823 00:40:43,759 --> 00:40:49,679 And then I heard a voice that I couldn't find a person to go with the voice. 824 00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:56,320 And it told me to take the letter here to the council. 825 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,320 I've been traveling for many, many days to get here. 826 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,880 From where? 827 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,799 Where did you come from? 828 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:13,680 I come from Subar, which is just north, you for your own information, 829 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:18,720 just north of Scornuble, which you have been in in El Toro, 830 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:24,880 if you remember back to the days of old and the original level one adventures that we had. 831 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,160 So a magic letter. 832 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,120 This voice in your head, was it a woman? 833 00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:31,920 It was a man. 834 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,119 He sounded panicked and rushed. 835 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:37,599 That was probably Iskander. 836 00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:42,000 Well, it doesn't seem like less or more of a trap now than it did before, so. 837 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,719 No, I was just hoping that maybe if it came from a specific place, 838 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:52,159 we might be able to, I don't know, get through that way something. 839 00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:52,639 I don't know. 840 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:54,559 It just seemed like a good thing to know. 841 00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:55,599 Thank you, boy. 842 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:56,159 Of course. 843 00:41:56,159 --> 00:41:57,359 Go along your way. 844 00:41:57,359 --> 00:41:57,759 Thank you. 845 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,440 You need to stay seated in the place where he was sitting. 846 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,880 Right, because you were here to begin with. 847 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,000 Yeah, that's fine. 848 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,240 You've been traveling for a long time, you take it easy. 849 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,920 I said go on your way, boy. 850 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,880 Walks ten paces and sits on the side. 851 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,360 Of course, of course. 852 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,680 Okay, well, should we hop on this giant owl that is already waiting for us and like, 853 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,200 go a long way? 854 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,280 Or we could take an airship. 855 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,880 Oh, right, airship. 856 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,520 That's a good option. 857 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,520 Because I'm not entirely sure how long it would take on an owl. 858 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,120 And that's a return option where the owl might not be. 859 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,040 Uh, yes, absolutely. 860 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,520 So you're going to where the airships are. 861 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,060 Parked? 862 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:43,760 Yeah. 863 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,080 Yeah. 864 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,680 They just kind of roam free-range. 865 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,160 Is there anything you guys want to do before you do that? 866 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,440 I don't know. 867 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,240 I think I'm okay. 868 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:50,880 How about you guys? 869 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,960 I seem to be good, I think. 870 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,280 I'm trying to think if there's any one else that we should see. 871 00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:02,159 I think it's time to do what we do best. 872 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,159 Walk into a trap. 873 00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:08,800 Wait, should we bring Flamikins and Thaddeus with us? 874 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,480 Yes, probably. 875 00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:11,920 More the merrier. 876 00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:13,599 Yes. 877 00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:14,639 Okay, yeah. 878 00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,079 I think so, Mulara. 879 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,280 I guess out of game rush, should we? 880 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,960 This is more a question for you. 881 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,199 You're more than welcome to. 882 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,280 I was just going with what you guys were telling me to do. 883 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:32,000 Straight up, I think that we almost died and some of us did die a couple of times. 884 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,560 With their help last time. 885 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,760 And we had their help. 886 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:34,640 Yeah. 887 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:43,040 I think having a wizard and a fucked up little goblin is probably probably just good to have. 888 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,840 Just, you know. 889 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,920 Yeah, let's go get them and see if they want to come. 890 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,600 Because maybe Flamikins is ready to hit the open seas. 891 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,720 Get on a boat. 892 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:57,600 Yeah, and maybe Thaddeus needs to deal with those grungs. 893 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,240 Who knows? 894 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:02,800 But let's go see them and ask. 895 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,880 So who do you try and go get first? 896 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,040 Flamikins. 897 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:15,120 All right, so you head back to your chambers and where you were staying. 898 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,640 And you knock on her door and there is no answer there. 899 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,160 I knock a little harder because she drank hardest out of all of us. 900 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,759 And I bet she's still sleeping. 901 00:44:23,759 --> 00:44:25,839 Yeah, you knock and there's still no answer. 902 00:44:25,839 --> 00:44:26,879 Can you try the handle? 903 00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:28,480 Yeah, it's unlocked. 904 00:44:29,119 --> 00:44:29,679 I look in. 905 00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:34,000 It doesn't appear that she is in there. 906 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,960 Is there stuff in there? 907 00:44:35,679 --> 00:44:37,759 She didn't have much stuff to begin with. 908 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:41,119 But no, there's no, doesn't look like there's a bag or anything. 909 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,279 Bitch left though saying goodbye. 910 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,359 Well, she did want to get back on the open seas. 911 00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:48,639 I think so. 912 00:44:48,639 --> 00:44:53,519 I'm gonna miss that little pervert. 913 00:44:53,519 --> 00:44:53,839 I know. 914 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,799 Okay, I guess let's try Thaddeus. 915 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,839 Yeah, you know where he told you where he lived. 916 00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:09,440 Whether you remember that or not is, I guess, up to you guys. 917 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,679 Maybe roll for remembering. 918 00:45:12,879 --> 00:45:13,199 12. 919 00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:15,920 Okay, 15. 920 00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:16,960 Two. 921 00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:24,240 Yeah, Nularaaa and Thea, you remember whereabouts he lives. 922 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,039 And you get to his place and knock on the door. 923 00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:28,880 And it takes a little while, a couple knocks. 924 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,720 And he, you hear stumbling from inside and he opens the door and says, 925 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:38,480 Oh, hi, what's the, what's the, is it go time? 926 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,639 It's go time for us. 927 00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:42,159 Are you gonna come with us? 928 00:45:42,879 --> 00:45:44,399 Uh, yeah. 929 00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:49,199 Do you want to know what you're in for first? 930 00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:49,839 Sure. 931 00:45:49,839 --> 00:45:50,399 What do you got? 932 00:45:51,199 --> 00:45:54,799 We've got a bunch of wizards. 933 00:45:55,519 --> 00:46:00,239 We've got a maze full of things that want to kill us. 934 00:46:02,079 --> 00:46:06,719 So almost certain death, but some adventure along the way. 935 00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,960 And hopefully a blue dragon mask at the end. 936 00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:10,320 All right. 937 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:10,880 All right. 938 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,720 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 939 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,400 I mean, let me grab my bag. 940 00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:18,320 Let's do this. 941 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,039 Is he drunk? 942 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,079 I'm in a roll of perception. 943 00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:23,619 18. 944 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,480 He doesn't, I mean, he looks intoxicated in some way, shape or form, but. 945 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,000 I feel like he has to fly the damn ship. 946 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:36,639 No, no, he was wearing kind of, you see him tuck back into his room. 947 00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:46,319 And he comes back out and he's got like adventuring clothes on, but he has put on his robe and 948 00:46:46,319 --> 00:46:49,920 he's like, I'm not going and not being comfortable. 949 00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:53,199 Oh, this is the fancy gold robe. 950 00:46:53,199 --> 00:46:53,440 Yeah. 951 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,400 And he, uh, he slings his bag over and can't forget my frogs. 952 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,000 He pats his bag. 953 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:02,000 All right. 954 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,839 He locks up his door and says, lead the way. 955 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:04,639 Where are we going? 956 00:47:04,639 --> 00:47:08,799 Got an owl or something. 957 00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:11,519 We're doing airships. 958 00:47:11,519 --> 00:47:12,000 Oh, fuck. 959 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,079 You're an airship again? 960 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:15,440 Okay. 961 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,719 Don't crash at this time. 962 00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:22,719 And you guys head back to where the airships are Mored and you, uh, you see someone 963 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:28,079 who looks like they're in charge, kind of a higher up airship captain. 964 00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:29,599 Excuse me, captain. 965 00:47:30,559 --> 00:47:30,879 Yeah. 966 00:47:31,759 --> 00:47:34,159 We need your finest air vessel. 967 00:47:34,159 --> 00:47:39,599 You hear a voice from up in one of the airships and she goes, fuck yeah, bud. 968 00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:41,119 Let's go get some shit done. 969 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,119 Yay. 970 00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:51,440 I'm an air pirate now. 971 00:47:51,920 --> 00:48:06,240 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 972 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:11,599 Have we ever, have we ever mentioned the fae before Russ? 973 00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:12,400 Have they come up at all? 974 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:18,079 Didn't they wreck like, didn't this have to do with the lizard people, the frogs? 975 00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:22,400 So yes, everybody roll for what notes you might've rolling down. 976 00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:26,159 16. 977 00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:26,719 14. 978 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,039 You hadn't rolled dice in a while. 979 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:35,199 So yeah, you've heard of the wizards of the fae basically since the beginning. 980 00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:39,920 They've been kind of hand in hand with the cult of the dragon. 981 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,159 Yeah. 982 00:48:40,159 --> 00:48:41,279 Like, aren't they bad guys? 983 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,360 Maybe ask that. 984 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,800 Aren't the wizards of the fae bad guys? 985 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,400 What do you want from me, Amy? 986 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,000 That was wonderful. 987 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,440 There's just a long pause and it was like, character voice. 988 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:04,320 That was the most Clint McElroy switch from regular voice to character voice I've ever 989 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,360 seen. 990 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,480 There's a Francis. 991 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,640 Did he, did he? 992 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,260 Hold on. 993 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:16,640 No. 994 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,519 No, don't get into it. 995 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:18,079 It's fine. 996 00:49:18,079 --> 00:49:18,720 No, hold on. 997 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,599 No, it's fine. 998 00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:21,120 No, it's necessary. 999 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,840 Hold on. 1000 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,360 Oh no, it's necessary. 1001 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,200 Necessary. 1002 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,640 I just have to make sure I get the details right. 1003 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,360 Hold on. 1004 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,640 The sad, sad details we did not know. 1005 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:37,920 After we do the solo Grancis F, it would be, we'd know all of this. 1006 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,160 That's why I couldn't do this before, obviously. 1007 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,320 Obviously. 1008 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:42,960 Obviously. 1009 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,640 Look guys, he's an amoeba. 1010 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,720 Single cell. 1011 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:51,920 Just staring. 1012 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,599 I did not, I did not. 1013 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,559 I mean solid, but I was not there. 1014 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,960 It's like Tom's frozen joke from apparently. 1015 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,440 Nobody acknowledged it. 1016 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,440 I may not have heard it. 1017 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,880 I like a good frozen joke. 1018 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,240 It happens to Tom a lot. 1019 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:10,640 I don't know. 1020 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:15,359 There's a lot of times when I'm editing through, I'm like, oh, that's a good joke, Tom. 1021 00:50:15,359 --> 00:50:16,159 Why didn't we laugh? 1022 00:50:19,279 --> 00:50:20,159 Getch my drift. 1023 00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:23,759 A lot of time for short or long rests. 1024 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,279 Oh no, we got it. 1025 00:50:25,279 --> 00:50:25,839 You know what I'm saying? 1026 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,920 Yeah, no, I get it. 1027 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,239 Okay. 1028 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:30,159 Yeah, where are you from? 1029 00:50:31,839 --> 00:50:34,079 I come from the land down under. 1030 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,239 That's exactly how you said that. 1031 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,000 Are there Vegemite Sandwiches down there? 1032 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,279 As a matter of fact. 1033 00:50:45,279 --> 00:50:46,079 It was probably. 1034 00:50:51,039 --> 00:50:51,519 Iskander. 1035 00:50:51,519 --> 00:50:52,400 Get the tire. 1036 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:52,960 What? 1037 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,519 Iskander. 1038 00:50:53,519 --> 00:50:54,559 Iskander. 1039 00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:56,000 It's probably just Ichiban. 1040 00:50:57,279 --> 00:50:58,319 Sapporo Ichiban? 1041 00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,840 Oh, Sapporo. 1042 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:04,480 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.